Thursday, October 30, 2008

Oddity, Sun Yat-Sen Family Home, Macau

Meant to tell you this over a fortnight ago when it appeared in the paper, but this is so strange and so cool, better late than never.

At the Sun Yat-Sen family home in Macau, they have a truly strange stuffed beast in a glass case. I've got a photo someplace. Let's see if I can find it.

Would you believe it! Took me two hours to find these and they were literally in the last place to look - in among the photos Richard sent me of our trip to Macau earlier this year, so he actually took these!

Sun Yat-Sen family home,
Macau.


And here's a photo from the wall of ...

The Big Man himself.

But this isn't about the place or the man: this is about the stuffed animal they have in there, because it's truly odd. Seems China has a mythical creature - kinda like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster - called a name like Gohali that no one believed existed until - dah dah! - it was seen and shot by the son of Sun Yat-Sen, who then had it stuffed as a gift to his family. (Luckily they had a large house, because, personally, if someone gave me a gift like this, I'd be right annoyed!)

Anyway, here it is:

Mythical Chinese Beast
in the flesh

No one could ever figure out what it was, but some determined scientist decided to find out, so had the sucker DNA tested, and the results were in the paper a fortnight back. Turns out ... its mother was a goat and its father was ... an antelope! Guess there's a not a lot of choice of breeding partners up there in whatever Chinese mountain range it was that Sun Fo was hunting in.

Mountain goats and antelopes? I'd have thought they were too genetically different to breed but it seems it's been happening up there in China for thousands of years! Except, you know, given its "mythical status", not too often!

OK, Rayna, knowing how intrigued you are about things like this, this posting is for you!

But also for Richard because he was there and curious!

And also for Baby Jane because ... well, here's a Baby Jane story:

Baby Jane's pet lamb was on heat and, because it was too young to breed, she decided to put it in with her goats so it'd be safe. But not so! "I don't know how a ram got in to it because I was so careful, but she got pregnant. But the baby was so strange and deformed I didn't know what to make of it! It only lived a few hours but ... isn't it weird?"

Keith and I both exchanged glances, rolled our eyes and tried not to laugh. And when we explained, she completely refused to believe us! Well, Jane, here's proof that it is indeed possible and that these sorts of things do happen, so ... well, when your pets are on heat, keep them away from your other pets!

Hey, maybe this is what the Bible means when it talks about separating your sheep from your goats!

Oh yeah, another weird creature that was shot in Africa a century ago which was always thought to be "the last of its kind" of a now-extinct species, was also DNA tested and turned out ... father was a horse and mother ... a zebra!

And don't get me started on the results of those 20 bonobos they tested! That one just made me shudder!








Wednesday, October 29, 2008

What Kills Us This Week! AUSTRALIA!!!

Totally loving this story. It appeared in our on-line newspaper!

They used to trap giant crocodiles in populated areas of NQ and release them into Aboriginal reserves, but now they appear to be trapping them in Aboriginal reserves and releasing them into the cities! Like Mike Reynolds, I too am "absolutely flabbergasted" at their "criminal stupidity". Mind you, I thought it was criminal stupidity to release them into Aboriginal reserves.

For heavens sake, this has all gone too far. There are more crocodiles in NQ than ever existed in the past, so they are soooo off the "endangered species" list, so the time has surely come to just shoot the buggers!



Crocodile terrorises tourist mecca

13:17 AEST Thu Oct 30 2008

By Steve Gray and Jessica Marszalek


A crocodile is terrorising a north Queensland tourist mecca after being moved from the remote tip of Cape York.

Beaches on Magnetic Island, off the coast of Townsville, are closed after the 3.5 metre reptile found its way to the tourist island.

In the background,
Magnetic Island,
where it ended up!

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) on Thursday said the crocodile had been trapped near the Cape York community of Bamaga earlier this year and released more than 1000km south, in a creek near Townsville as part of satellite tracking program Crocs in Space to see whether it would establish a new home range.

On the horizon, Cape Cleveland, where it was released.

It is a joint University of Queensland-Australia Zoo project with implications for crocodile management and conservation practices.

But Townsville-based marine scientist Walter Starck accused the EPA of "criminal stupidity" in moving the beast.

Member for Townsville Mike Reynolds demanded the EPA double its efforts to capture the crocodile and move it to a remote area.

He said he was "absolutely flabbergasted" that the EPA had allowed the crocodile to be released at Cape Cleveland and had asked Sustainability Minister Andrew McNamara to ensure no crocodile was released so close to Townsville residents in the future."

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What Kills Us This Week!

OK, this is soooo good I'm don't even care if I'm guessing correctly this week or not.

New Zealand has made an enemy!!! CHINA!

Isn't that the coolest thing ever! New Zealand! A nation that prides itself on its decency and fair-dealing and being straight and good, pure and true ... but that's why it made itself it's first ever international enemy!

Keith found out yesterday when he went to get a visa for China. He handed over his Kiwi passport and asked for a year-long multiple entry visa, and they sniggered and said "No multiple visa for New Zealanders. One entry only, $1,200 per visit." Keith snatched back his passport and said something about how China should be ashamed of the capricious and childish way it handles visas, and that it should learn to behave like a REAL nation and have rules to follow, and then he went all mean and said "I could go to Bangkok or Singapore for that price and those countries are much better places to visit than yours!"

Then later he was fretting about why China has targeted Kiwis - like "What did we ever do to them?" - and that's when I reminded him "You blew the whistle on the melamine in their milk!!!"

Yup, that's the only thing that makes sense. It was those Kiwis who reported to the Chinese authorities that Chinese dairies were putting toxic chemicals into their milk ... and then when Chinese authorities openly demonstrated they were going to ignore it, reported it to the newspapers. So, because they caused China to lose face, Kiwis must be punished.

So that's what's happening this week. Nah, nah, nah, nah! China hates New Zealand! It's a damned nuisance because we were planning to go up to Dafen this weekend to commission an artist to do that portrait of my mother for my niece Didi, and now Keith can't come with me and they are still kidnapping people up there in Shenzhen and I'm kinda worried about being there alone.

Later: Didn't expect to get it right and, what do you know!, didn't get it right.

HK Magazine has chosen that weird case in Japan wherein an ex-wife was arrested and charged for killing her former husband's on-line avatar. (That's his persona in a cyberspace virtual reality game). And, can you believe this, she's facing five years in jail?

We were talking about this at Yum Cha yesterday and decided she should have a virtual trial and they should put her avatar in virtual jail.

Reminds me of that English medieval story where a baker had a man arrested for sniffing his bread, and when it went to trial the judge ordered the sniffer to go over to the baker and drop a coin down beside him and then repocket the coin. Turns out that was the fine for sniffing bread: "the sound of a coin"! Wise judges they had back in those days!

Monday, October 27, 2008

For Rayna

When I grow up, I want to have a window like this!

Off the Rails,
South Johnstone

For Jane

Here's the green I think you should use to paint your living room, only you'd need to return the green couch to there.

Eau de Nil

Except, like Sienna, it's such a hard colour to get right. Maybe you'd be better off sticking with the white.


Sunday, October 26, 2008

Tung Chung Fort, Hong Kong

Yesterday we made a discovery that rewrote Hong Kong history for us. A Qing Dynasty ...

Macy and me exploring!

... no, no, this is so good you have to wait!

What happened was that we went with the Aitkensons to try out the new South African restaurant in Tung Chung, on Lantau Island, only we arrived late and ... blah, blah, blah ... but luckily David A. knew of another good place - "Curry Corner" - down the road, so we hied off there instead.

I don't normally do accent-humour, but I must tell you this story because it's so cute: in the taxi, the driver didn't know "Curry Corner" so David pointed left and pointed right until he got us there, and when we stopped in front of the restaurant ...

The Restaurant.

... the driver got all tetchy and his tone went all snitty and instructional, like "Dude, get it right next time!", and he tells David "The name is called Cully Conna!"

Anyway, "Cully Conna" is an outdoor restaurant that, tucked up a back alley, doesn't look much but has absolutely the most delicious food. Fabulous, in fact. (Does takeaways too!)

Anyway, that's not the discovery; this is!

Macy climbing our discovery!

This, folks, is why you smoke! These days, one has to remove oneself from company to indulge, so you get to wander off and hunt around until you find someplace with no "no smoking" signs and that's why you are forever meeting interesting people or discovering interesting things. And yesterday, while off for a smoke, I saw this wall ...

A granite wall!

... and was curious so wandered along the length to find more ...

Met Macy looking bored
in front of the wall.


... and then saw this gateway ...

Inscription above the
doorway translates to "1832"
- older than HK

... and it was just so lovely, we had to sneak inside to check it out.


It's a fort!

Inside, we found we were allowed inside. There's a stone declaring the site a gazetted national monument and a brass plaque outlining the history, despite none of this being in the history books. Built in the Qing Dynasty, it's a fort built as an attempt to control the HK waters after the new-fangled flurry of European trading in Macau and Guangdong. And, although it doesn't say so on the plaque, you can see it is absolutely an attempt to copy the Portuguese fort in Macau:

Me under a Jacaranda tree
in the fort in Macau

After a quick reconnoitre, we decided it was too good for a quick look, so we'd come back later with the others. And that's what we did.

Lovely afternoon. It was all just so strange and curious. Like, just look at this marvel:

And here's one I made at home!

Take a double-click look at it. Someone has tried to build themselves a cannon. Doesn't it just ache with poignancy. It's clear what's happened here. Someone has seen the Portuguese cannons in the fort in Macau ...

Keith with a Macau cannon!

... and decided they had to have some of those. But how was it made? At first we thought they'd hammered it, only we knew Chinese didn't forge that way. Then Keith decided it was a sand mould. You can see it doesn't actually work because there's no way you can load, but isn't it just so clever, and each cannon built gets better than the previous one.

More cannons

After the first two, they are dated ...

Macy looking at inscription,
which translates to 1818.

... and you can see how they kept making them - six in all - up until the Opium Wars, when, I imagine, the Chinese had better things to do with their time and metal than trying to figure out how to built a Portuguese cannon.

This is something else again, isn't it. But look what else they did!

Carved granite blocks

These dudes learned how to carve and transport massive granite blocks! How's that for amazing!

There's a really interesting historical progression happening here if you look. Just next to this fort, a bit down the hill, unfortunately now covered in plaster ...

A truly bad photo of the
plaster-covered granite temple.

... there's a temple that's the first ever built out of granite, maybe in about 1730. The Cantonese didn't previously use granite for building, despite there being several islands - like Stonecutter Island next to Lantau - that are completely composed of granite. And the fact that they suddenly start using it, it's so clear they were watching the Portuguese build their own granite fort and all the time they were learning.

Then, according to the historical timeline of the area, after they built this temple, they made their first attempt to build a fort (which, according to the small museum in this fort, can be found in the tall grass opposite the Tung Chung Ferry Terminus) in which they tried to put up a single wall, Portuguese-style, but which fell down, so they started again further up the hill using the tried and true Chinese two-walls-filled-with-rubble method ...

The Great Wall of China
wall-building method.

And here they nailed it, big-time. It's been nearly 300 years, but, as you can see, the fort is still going strong.

David A. and I walk the length!

Isn't it amazing. Although no one knows quite when this fort was built, they do know it's older than HK by, possibly, well over a century. And if you know your Hong Kong history, you'd be aware that, when it was claimed by the British, the place was seen a bunch of islands containing only a couple dozen small Tanka fishing villages. This fort makes it so not so.

It was never used however. And, probably luckily, the cannons were never fired. When the British took over the area in 1842, they met no resistance, and they even took over this fort and built a police station inside.

British Police station complex

... and then, in about 1960, they gave it back to the village who turned it into a village school until it was declared a gazetted national monument in 1979 and the school closed ...

Kids still come in to use
the school playgrounds

... and nowadays it's all empty, except for an elderly security guard armed only with a very hostile stare.

However, as the afternoon progressed we saw more and more elderly people being bussed in to check the place out, so it's obvious that there is some attempt to re-examine Hong Kong's history of resistance!

And here's just a set of random shots of things that I liked about the place. Won't bother to explain them.

Later: Intrigued, wanting to know more about Tung Chung Fort, I googled and discovered this place is waayyyy odder, although perhaps not older, than I thought. This Wikipedia entry, which I don't actually believe, says that it was built by Northern Chinese - 300 soldiers from the Right Battalion of Dapang - in about 11 80, during the Song Dynasty. It says it was the base for fighting the southern pirates, except that the evil pirate Cheng Po Tsai overran the place so the Northerners had to build Kowloon Walled City to keep an eye on them.

This Wikipedia account completely contradicts everything on the plaque and in the little museum inside the fort, so it looks like this is all about something else again. How is it that I keep stumbling across these odd mysteries?

But, I mean, look at this wall. Is it really nearly a thousand years old?

????

Or is this Wikipedia entry yet another attempt by Our Northern Brethern to diminish their much-despised fiesty Southerner long-time foes?

(Have you seen the fabulous Chinese movie "Red Cliff"? It's just out and is part 1 of a three-part series that looks that the on-going battles between the North and South!)

And even later: Just realised, the granite temple down the hill - which is supposedly older than the fort and "the battery" closer to the sea - is dedicated to the god Tin Hau, and that's the god of the Tanka people, so these buildings CAN'T be Northern Chinese installations.


Much, much, much later: Realised I truly am a fool and that date above the gateway tells all. It reads "1832", which is ten years before the British took over Hong Kong, which means they would have been still using the old Chinese calender which is - although I can't find anything that gives me the precise Chinese comparative calender nor even date for this year, in which case I could work backwards - roughly 650 years ahead of our own. Which means that date of "1832" translates roughly to about 1180AD, which puts Tung Chung Fort slap-bang into the timeframe given by the Wikipedia entry I so cavaliarly disputed.

And, naturally, when overrun by naughty pirate Cheng Po Tsai, he would never have allowed some unfamiliar god to remain in the temple, so that's why he - as a good Tanka and thus follower of the god Tin Hau should - rededicated the temple to his own god. I never thought of that!

Who says I'm pig-headed and stubborn? See how reasonable I am when I'm given the facts! I am now willing to accept that Tung Chung Fort had nothing whatsoever to do with the Portuguese and was most likely built by the 300 soldiers of the Right Battalion of Dapang!

So very much later:

Finally found the Chinese calender (called The Buddha Calender) and have worked out that 1832 is roughly 1230AD. Don't know how that changes things, so I'm keeping an open mind until I find out more.


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Loloma Beach, Fiji

For those folk who are googling for the meaning of the Fijian word "Loloma" and ending up here, roughly translated it means "I give you my love". OK, you can go away now!

Had this photo in the next posting only realised it definitely isn't "a throwaway". People need to know about this because what's happening here really is, in the words of Irish poet Yeats, " a rough beast slouching it's slow way ... to be born!"

Here's a shot of Loloma Beach!

Over my dead body
is it known by any other name!

It's the first decent beach outside of Fiji's capital, Suva, about 30 minutes away, and the next decent beach isn't until well over those Serua Hills in the background, so we're talking about nearly two hours to reach those. Therefore this is where practically the entire city of Suva comes - came - to picnic and swim every weekend.

It's also where our beach-house is so this is PERSONAL, buddy!!!

To realise the hideous significance of what has happened to this beach, you need another quick history lesson:

In Fiji, land is owned by the Fijian people collectively and in perpetuity. This system was set up in the very early days of European colonisation, when Fijians first grasped the difficult concept of "selling land". The word vanua is Fijian for "land", sure, but it is also the word for "people", "family", "extended family", "family stories", and "the individual spirit", so they never imagined that those things could be alienated and sold off to another person.

However, the moment they grasped the concept, Latin-reading Fijian princes scurried off to England to read up on Land Law - they didn't trust anyone else to do it for them so learned Latin for this purpose - and came back to put a caveat on all future sales until they figured out their next step ... which was that King Cakobau's smartest grandson, Ratu Sir Lala Sukuna - who spoke and read Latin and English fluently - hied himself off to Oxford University to become a land lawyer, and, once that was done, came back to Fiji to set up a Land Trust so no one could ever again get their hands on Fijian land/family/stories/spirit!

Ratu Sir Lala is today known as The Founding Father of Fiji, and the beauty and wonder of his accomplishment can NEVER be forgotten! Just you remember that, Fiji!

And I'd like to remind everyone too that this Native Lands Trust is protected by the Constitution of Fiji. No arguments! No wiggle room! If you want land in Fiji, you lease it like everyone else! Fiji has land leases of up to 99 years, so why the fuss?

Yes, Fiji indeed has some freehold. 3%. It's the land sold off "legally and in good faith" before the caveat and before Ratu Sir Lala Sukuna did his stuff! However, that freehold is so rare that today it's worth zillions ... and, besides, a lot of the European plantation owners, who are leaving Fiji since the bottom fell out of the copra market, gift their Freehold back to the Vanua who used to own that Vanua - Fiji gets to you that way - so there's less of it all the time.

Here's also what you need to know: LOLOMA BEACH IS NOT FREEHOLD!!! It is Native Trust, as are all the beaches and banuves - land immediately beside the beaches - in Fiji. Protected by the Constitution of Fiji is the simple fact that all Fijians - regardless of race - must have free access to the waters around Fiji. "We regard this truth to be inviolate"!!!

Our beach-house is right behind the banuve, just off to the right in the above photo. And yes, it is freehold, but that's because Fijians, very early on, sold it off willingly as the land is a Bure Lute - a place where they believe spirits enter our world from the Underworld - and no Fijian could imagine anyone wanting to own or live atop such a thing! (Our place in Tamavua, on the hills above Suva, was also on a Bure Lute!) And yes, Fijians are right, because creepy stuff happens all the time, but, you know, what can you do!!! There's a price to be paid for doing these things and it isn't like we weren't warned! (We Murphys also do a fine line in ignoring stuff!)

However, this isn't about us. This is about Loloma Beach. And what happened was that a "Hollywood Hero!" - my dad's name for him - won't tell you his real name because you probably have heard of it - bought Loloma Beach. Yes, didn't lease it! He BOUGHT it!!!

Although I won't tell you what it is, he changed the area's name into some weird language-fusion word he seems to think means "New Spirit" (which, considering how sinister and dangerous his long-term plans appear to be, bodes well for no one) but which actually means "New Spirit-Protector of the Fijian People", which, surely - and I mean this with the greatest malice possible - will come back to bite him, and hopefully hard too! And then he cut down all the ancient stands of rare buttress trees on the banuve and divied up the land with the plan to sell the lots off to other rich Americans as FREEHOLD.

I don't know what nasty connivance Hollywood Hero used to get this land, but it definitely wasn't legal and definitely wasn't Constitutional, but nonetheless, he got his nasty hands on it, and the sale seems to be for a huge area too, from the hills behind right down to the sea, and which somehow included our land as well.

And then he tried to force my father off our land.


We all laughed. You have to know my father to realise why it was so funny. "Hollywood Hero" played a Manipulative Machiavellian Monster on the small screen, but ... my dad was the real thing! Trained by Jesuits at their best school in Ireland, St Malachys, dad was a scholarship boy, acknowledged as the smartest kid in Ireland - won every award every year, and he was up again Cahal Daly too - and with the most brilliant brain, but ... you know ... dad, well, used his powers for good, sure, but also for evil because ... ummm, dad enjoyed nothing better than making grown men cry.

Dad was a "man who saw true", yes indeed, but he had a way of gathering up that truth and forging it into a knife that he plunged repeatedly into your heart. But there was more. Dad's father was a famous Irish stage actor and dad very definitely inherited "the voice", and, boy, that was some weapon! It could do anything! He could make you laugh, he could make you cry, he could make you fall to your knees in abject grovelling, he could sway a crowd, and honestly, when he got angry, he'd lower his voice and that pitch would freeze every molecule in your body. Just like a tiger can! Back in British Colonial days, word among dad's bosses in The Colonial Service was "Don't take Denis Murphy on! Don't even try!" and so he was pretty much left to do whatever he wanted. Fijians even believed he was the reincarnation of The Eel God, such was the power of "the voice"!

Oh yeah, and when Gregory Peck was in Fiji making "The Dove" he heard dad talk and from then on it he was all "Oh, that voice! That voice! What I wouldn't give to have that voice!" (Sorry, Mr Peck. There is only one Reincarnated Eel God on the planet at any time and, for your lifetime, that was my dad!)

So there you have it! A Jesuit-trained Manipulative Machiavellian Monster up against A Hollywood Machiavellian Monster! Can you guess the outcome? Three forays Hollywood Hero made against dad and each time - every single time - that whole Hollywood persona unravelled and he was reduced to a grovelling, blubbering wreck. Dad totally got to hang on to his land, no question! And the villagers up the road got to stay as well, as well as everyone else who has leased land in the area. Dad had him beat, like bigtime!

But then, most likely to get back at dad, Hollywood Hero built a massive wall behind the banuve, cutting off all access to the beach for dad and everyone else too. Illegal and Unconstitutional to boot! We thought dad would have that one defeated too, quick smart, but around then was when dad had the accident and hit his head and was never the same, and so ...

Well, then the Battle for the Banuve was on and things started to get weird, and the upshot was a bizarre and unfathomable piece of legislation that P.M. Qarase tried to pass - retrospectively making it OK for Hollywood Hero to keep his wall - that would, in defiance of the Constitution, make all the beaches in Fiji freehold and thus available for sale and to permit Hollywood Hero types to build walls to shut off access to Fiji waters ... and so, yup, Varaq Bainimarama, the head of Fiji's army, had this current coup to stop this piece of legislation going through ... and things have been haywire ever since!

Politics in Fiji is a dangerous game, so I'm not playing, except one does have to ask who on earth would want that legislation? Who was behind it? It doesn't serve the interests of Fijians in any way shape or form, so who is there in Fiji, in a position of power, who is so willing to screw over the Fijian people - of all races - in this way? What on earth is going on?

And the question one really does have to ask? Why the hell does everything Americans touch turn to crud? What the hell is wrong with that nation that they have to be so downright and ridiculously dangerous, even when they imagine they're doing something good! But, like, what can you expect from a people who keep rewriting world history to suit their own purposes! (Note to Americans: America is not the oldest democracy in the world. Greece was! Neither is it the longest continuous still-surviving democracy in the world either! That feat belongs to Iceland! Although, umm, one does wonder how much longer that will survive!) I think the rest of the world should gang up on them and force these dangerously stupid people to stay in their own country and just leave the rest of us alone!

But this is meant to be about Fiji! A wall in Fiji! But it's not just a wall, folks, it's "the thin edge of the wedge"! Once the beaches go, it's only a small step to selling off the rest of the land ... and the family and extended family and the stories and the individual spirit that goes along with it! The simple fact is that the ONLY reason the Fijian people have held together so well is that they have kept Na Vanua! Ratu Sir Lala Sukuna gave this gift to Fiji and the Fijian people and no one should ever, ever, ever even think of giving that away.

Remember your Yeats, folks. "Things fall apart. The centre cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world and the blood-dimmed tide is loosed and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is lost!"

IT ISN'T JUST A WALL!!!













Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Totally forgotten photos

Am going through my thousands of photos and deleting heaps. There are just too many and the site has become unwieldy. However I'm discovering all sorts of gorgeous photographs I'd forgotten all about.

Here are a few that I should wipe but can't bring myself to:

Chinese Lanterns,
Singapore.

Jim Thompson's
Bangkok, Thailand.

Kites for sale,
China

Latest trend in China!
A Beatles Mop Top!

Rosie.
Adore the way she puts colours together.
Her mum's a fashion designer.

Sugar Ray?
Missing ATSIC Funds?
It's a worry because this
possible sighting is in Macau,
new Casino capital of the world!

Macaw.
Singapore.

St Mary of Vitilago?
Patron Saint of Michael Jackson?
Macau

Sydney Harbour.

Koi,
China

Last documented sighting of the
Benazir Bhutto orchid before
it was ripped from the ground
by a passive-aggressive Tamil.
Singapore.

Flamingoes,
Singapore

The only photo I managed to take
the entire trip to Japan
New camera!
And didn't mean to take this one either.
Kyoto, Japan

A wall in Siem Reap.
Cambodia.


Moongate,
Chen Family Ancestral Village.
Guangzhou,
China

Bizarre Hindu version of Kwan Yin,
Cultural Fusion in
Ho Chi Mihn City,
Vietnam

Tree in Bloom
New Zealand.

Dancing Girls,
Bangkok
Thailand.

Gems for sale,
Guangzhou
China

Shopping mall, Singapore

Keep these ones? Yes? And I'll post more later if I find more I can't bear to delete.