Friday, May 30, 2014

Story from Jason!

Jason swears that this actually happened to him back when he was doing tech support, manning the Help phone lines:

Customer: "How can I get the butter knife out of my CD player?" 

 Jason: "What is a butter knife doing in your CD player?" 

Customer: "I used it to put the butter in! Duh!" 

Jason: "Why did you put butter into your CD player?" 

Customer: "To put the CD in, stupid! DUH!!!" 

Jason: "Why didn't you just press the button next to the slot?" 

Customer: "What button?" 

Jason: "The one right beside it. Have a look!" 

Customer: "Oh, there IS a button. I was reading the manual and I thought it said 'butter'. Do you think I need to get glasses." 

Jason: "Duh!"

He also wanted to add "And a brain!" but he was just too nice!