Jason swears that this actually happened to him back when he was doing tech support, manning the Help phone lines:
Customer: "How can I get the butter
knife out of my CD player?"
Jason: "What is a butter knife doing in
your CD player?"
Customer: "I used it to put the butter in! Duh!"
Jason: "Why did you put butter into your CD player?"
Customer: "To put
the CD in, stupid! DUH!!!"
Jason: "Why didn't you just press the
button next to the slot?"
Customer: "What button?"
Jason: "The one
right beside it. Have a look!"
Customer: "Oh, there IS a button. I
was reading the manual and I thought it said 'butter'. Do you think I
need to get glasses."
Jason: "Duh!"
He also wanted to add "And a brain!" but he was just too nice!
Friday, May 30, 2014
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