Darwin Awards!

You all know about The Darwin Awards, right?  Given each year to the person who died in the most stupid and self-deserving way?

Well, if you know anyone from Darwin, in the Northern Territory of Australia, you know they should be calling these  "Just Normal Behaviour Awards". 

Old friend Leah just sent me a newspaper clipping which - despite the fellow not dying, although he richly deserved to - left me entirely gobsmacked. Every time I'd think "Could this be any sillier?" lo and behold, it sinks to a lower level.

Do have a read.  You too will not believe ANYONE could be such a true moron! 

Double-click for the stupidest man who has ever lived!

(Mmmm, what's the bet I once taught him!)