Right, yes, I know, it's too early in the week to be doing this, BUT ...
Dawned on me this morning that George Bush is a genius. We all know, yes, that he totally screwed up Iraq ... but look at the upshot: thanks to his supposed stupidity, he HAS to build 5 American army bases around that country which means USA will effectively control Iraq's oil. Large ambitions for a Texas oilman!
However, this morning it came to me that he's totally a genius because THE BASTARD HAS JUST DELIVERED THE WEALTH OF AMERICA INTO THE HANDS OF HIS FELLOW-BASTARD CRONIES!!
And, yes, we all know he's weeks out of "going out of power" but have you realised he ISN'T! He's moved all those evil insidious "skull and bones" types into all the major power positions around the world! This means those evil, uber-elite, bastard neo-conservatives are going to be ruling the world for a long time to come.
To end on a quote from Jim Morrison: "Journey we more into the nightmare!"
Later: Got my copy of this week's HK Magazine and they have chosen all the new buzzwords and euphemisms for our current "beleagured stock market". However, they say that after extensively scanning newspapers for the entire lexicon of new words "beleagured editors" have come up with, they have finally decided that the only word they'll ever use for this crisis is ... "f**ked", only they're not using the asterisks.
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