As you know, this is where I choose a photo with my eyes shut and if it's interesting I tell you about it, and if it isn't, I won't.
I'll try to scoop one from near the end of the files so it'll be relatively recent:
Oh, that is hilarious! I couldn't understand who these people were nor why I had taken this photo, and especially why I'd put a vignette around it ... and then I realised I wasn't seeing what was actually IN the photo.
It's the Armani shop in Hong Kong Central, and ... I'd just walked straight into the glass door. How cringe-able is that? The glass was so clean it looked like an open doorway thus I didn't see it and BANG!!! Can you make out my face there? Man, that hurt! And I could barely walk afterwards, being totally dazed, staggery and whoozy and sincerely within a hairs-breadth of passing out.
The sales-staff came out and got me, yes, and sat me down inside and got me a glass of water, but were so passive-aggressive and nasty about it, like I'd deliberately messed up their shiny-clean glass door, so I decided to be a total bitch and hinted direly about it being their fault and that there was no sign on it to indicate the glass was there, and I think I muttered dark words about lawyers and deliberately took this photo just to scare them into being somewhat nicer.
Then, after I felt able to get about again, I left my name and address just in case they wanted to apologise by way of a very nice gift. However, never heard from them.
Needless to say, I don't intend to sue however if they still want to send me an apology - complete with, say, a nice pair of my-choice sunglasses - I wouldn't turn them away from my door! No siree!
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