He's the most intelligent cockatoo on the planet. Nastiest too. And he's a superb mimic. Picks up on everything and repeats it with utmost clarity. And so, the morning I left, I snuck out when no one was around and taught him The Beijing Hoick! That's where you noisily and disgustingly clear your throat and repugnantly spit out huge globs of phlem. Hideous sound.
That's me! Little Miss Sunshine. Just spreading the love!
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