Testing Google Translator

Have recently discovered Google Translator and was using it bigtime to send stuff around to people, except I've had a Korean friend and a Cantonese friend both, individually, says my notes to them in their language are weird and don't understand what I'm trying to say.

On those grounds, I want to try an experiment:

ENGLISH

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
One for the master, one for the dame
and one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

TRADITIONAL CHINESE

BAA的BAA的害群之馬，你有沒有任何羊毛？
是的，先生，是的，先生，三包充分。
一個是主，一個用於聖母院
和一個小男孩的生命了誰巷。

ENGLISH AGAIN Baa baa black sheep some waves? Yes, sir, yes sir, three bag is full. She is a teacher, was one of Notre Dame Many small children to stay in Lynn